- (british explorer type) I see you recieved a parcel this morning.
- (cannibal) Yeah, mon.
- (british explorer type) Supplies?
- (cannibal) No, we been expectin' it for weeks.
- For breakfast, dinner and tea and lunch;
- We like to eat bodies, crunch, crunch, crunch;
- Munch, munch, munch,
- Slurp, slurp, slurp,
- Yummy yummy yummy yummy,
- Burp! Burp! Burp!
While I was thinking about such things, I was reminded that I have forgotten the text of the grace which we scholars had to "perform" for a whole week, and reputedly the longest grace of any Oxford or Cambridge college. Payment: one pint of beer for each reading of the grace. I wonder if that is still the tradition. Time to find out.
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